The Wedding Crash Hash
Hares: Piss Tumble, Titty Titty Gang Bang
Rose Holder: BSIA
Pack: Seven Seconds, Daily Newd, Rug Doctor, Chair Banger, High
Chair Banger, Rigor Mortis, Pole Dancer, Swish and Swallow, NFHN
Megan, NFHN Kathy Just Beth, Hogtown (out of town hasher)
An unusually large number of harriers showed up at the Bank of
America parking lot on a Tuesday night for a small, intimate hash. The
hares, Titty Titty Gang Bang and Piss Tumble, were nowhere to be seen.
They apparently had left for the first beer stop, but left flour with
Seven Seconds.
After some idling, the pack followed a piss-poor trail to the
Bowater Garage where they encountered a long countback that returned
them to the starting spot. They were soon off again, and this time
caught the hares underneath the Liberty Bridge.
Hash tradition calls for pantsing the hares and dumping flour on
their heads, but since TTGB was wearing an elegant white dress and
Piss Tumble was in a suit, we did something much worse!
A man in a black robe was walking by as well and offered to
help. So after a few minutes of discussing what to do, Piss Tumble and
TTGB were wed underneath the bridge. For some reason, they had family
there as well, so it may have been planned.
After forcing TTGB and Piss Tumble to stand for a lot of photos
(part of the torture of being caught) they were brought into the
Circle to do a down-down and for once the trail was ranked with a
thumbs up. Circle was then broken and the crowd went to Chicora Alley.
